FB......FelineBook?

This is for all of you who think I spend too much time of Facebook.
IT'S NOT REALLY ME!
It's my cat! She waits until I leave the room and logs in. She makes requests, posts comments, and changes my status. I have much better things to do with my time. I just don't want you all thinking I am so pathetic....that I would be on FB four or five times a day..... I have interests and hobbies! I have real friends that walk around and talk.
I don't know how Surface Area (yes, that's her name) got her paws on my password, but she is addicted. I am going to have to put my laptop in a drawer or something.
I am so sorry that you have to see my name flash across your home page so much.....SHEESH.
Stupid Cat.